Today I decided to try to finish up my Magnolia Tea Cozy. The hard part was done when I finally perfected my magnolia blossoms. The leaves are knitted as a flat sheet and cut and I had already knitted up three colors of felt for that. The base was all knitted and felted. I just needed to cut the leaves and get to the finish work. Easy peasy.
So I dragged out the project box and my cutting board and grid paper to make the leaf pattern and....crap. I decided the sheets of felt were too thick. I really wanted lighter felt. I didn't mind knitting it the first time as each color is just a big block of stockinette. I did it all in movie theaters or in the car. Completely min
dless. But to do it again? I just couldn't face it. So now I'll admit that I cheated. I went to the back of my yarn closet and pulled out my Ultimate Knitting Machine, a contraption that I truly hate. But that sucker will turn out yards of really nasty looking stockinette THIS fast. It'll be uneven and bumpy and will have dropped stitches, but I'm throwing the knitting in the wash and felting it for Pete's sake, so it really won't matter. I could make excuses and blame the cyst in my thumb from my second steroid shot I had earlier this week. I could blame it on all the time I've been spending potty training this little angel we added to our family this month. (Her name is Chelsea Elizabeth and she's a bichon-poo. Cutie bug!) But honestly, I just couldn't face re-knitting all that stockinette for the second time.
dless. But to do it again? I just couldn't face it. So now I'll admit that I cheated. I went to the back of my yarn closet and pulled out my Ultimate Knitting Machine, a contraption that I truly hate. But that sucker will turn out yards of really nasty looking stockinette THIS fast. It'll be uneven and bumpy and will have dropped stitches, but I'm throwing the knitting in the wash and felting it for Pete's sake, so it really won't matter. I could make excuses and blame the cyst in my thumb from my second steroid shot I had earlier this week. I could blame it on all the time I've been spending potty training this little angel we added to our family this month. (Her name is Chelsea Elizabeth and she's a bichon-poo. Cutie bug!) But honestly, I just couldn't face re-knitting all that stockinette for the second time.
Dragging out the machine, assembling it, clamping it to my countertop, and trying to get it to knit reminded me why I like hand-knitting. The machine is awkward, loud, and it's damn hard to get a decent even tension. You have to do a sewn bind off and then go back and hand sew the cast on edge as well. I find it stressful and not at all fun. Completely the opposite of hand-knitting. But if you're needing big blocks of stockinette to felt, it will run through a full hank of Cascade 220 in under half an hour. Leaving you many saved hours to hand knit something more interesting. Or do the embroidery and finish work on a really beautiful Magnolia Tea Cozy. If you decide to "cheat", too, I promise not to judge you one little bit!

